Barbecue Season (submitted by www.ForACause.biz)

After 4 long months of cold and winter, we are finally coming up to summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking as it's the only type of cooking a real man will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved.

When a man volunteers to do such cooking, the following chain of events is put into motion.

1. The woman goes to the store.
2. The woman "fixes" the salad, vegetables, and dessert.
3. The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils, and takes it to the man, who is lounging beside the grill. The man places the meat on the grill.
4. The woman goes inside to set the table and check the vegetables.
5. The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning.
6. The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the woman.
7. The woman prepares the plates and brings them to the table.
8. After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
9. The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.

Unless you bring her to LJ’s!

Building a BBQ (Mary M)

A couple years back, Jacob hired a contractor to build him a cottage in the woods for $40,000.  He was very pleased with the job and promptly paid the contractor as agreed.

When spring came, he had the contractor build him a garage. When it was finished, Jacob paid him the $20,000 as agreed.  

The following year, Jacob wanted a large patio with a brick barbeque. Everything went fine until the final day. The top of the BBQ could not be completed as the contractor ran out of materials. And a heated argument ensued.

A month later, Jacob and the contractor found themselves in court.  Contractor, "Your Honor, I would like to receive damages for Defamation of Character."

Judge' "On what grounds?"

Contractor: "Well, you see, Your Honor, after I had trouble finishing the top of the barbeque, I overheard Jacob tell someone that I was a few bricks short of a load"

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